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We make fake news about real Tampa businesses. People share it like it’s real.

A satirical local newsroom that did a third of a million views on stories about Tampa businesses last month. Now you can hire us.

Last 30 days
325,000views
3,000watch hours
11,000shares
ANY BRANDLocal · Regional · National

Our videos

BusinessBUSCH GARDENS

A man living in the parking lot

250,000views
2,500watch hours
5,500shares
6,500likes

A story about a man who had lived in the Busch Gardens parking lot for eight months. Two thousand five hundred hours of screen time — a hundred and four days of continuous viewing on a single video about their business.

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BusinessMcDONALD’S

Twenty thousand stolen McNuggets

30,000views
5,000shares
250watch hours
16.7%share rate

A story set at a McDonald’s on Dale Mabry. One in six people who watched it sent it to somebody — not liked it, sent it. Five thousand forwards on thirty thousand views.

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BusinessTHE BUCCANEERS

The cannons and a noise complaint

25,200views
211watch hours
42%completion

A story about the cannons at Raymond James being silenced by a single complaint. Taken down once and reposted, and it still delivered twenty-five thousand local views. Forty-two per cent watched an eighty-three second video to the end.

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What yours would look like

DemoDALE’S MATTRESS BARN

The man who accidentally sold his grandmother

It is also an advertisement that knows it is one. Dale spends the whole video complaining about what we did to him, and every complaint he makes is proof it worked.

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What that actually means

125 DAYS

Three thousand hours of screen time. If one person watched it back to back it would take them four months.

11,000 SENDS

Eleven thousand people did not just watch — they forwarded it to somebody specific. That is the part money cannot usually buy.

How it works

ONE · THE PITCH

You tell us about your business, your brand or your event. We come back with a story idea. Nothing gets made until you have read it and laughed.

TWO · THE BROADCAST

We build it — anchor, chyrons, graphics, the whole newscast. Two to three days.

THREE · IT RUNS

It goes out on our TikTok channel, and you get the file to post anywhere you like. It is yours.

Pricing

$500
one story, all in
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Introductory rate while we build the client roster.

Tampa Bay’s 11 News would like to do a story on your business.

Tell us what you do and we will come back with an idea, free.

No call required. We reply with an idea or we do not reply.
Terms

Five thousand views guaranteed within thirty days of publication. Where organic reach falls short we top it up with paid promotion at our own expense, measured on the published video. Script approval is required before production begins. Tampa Bay’s 11 News is a satirical newsroom — everything we make is fiction and is labelled as such.